•Green Minded•Kupal•Malibog•Seloso•Bisexual•Tarantadong Hapon•Chef•Aspiring writer•





BLACK = I would date you. 

GREEN = I think you’re cute.

PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog.

ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.

 RED = I hate you with a burning passion.

YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.

BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.

PINK = I think you are unattractive.

GREY = I wish you would notice me.

Patulan niyo na to’ pwede? Haha okie brb

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Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

"maybe one day he’ll love me that much" -turk’s wife

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*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

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It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it


I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh)

Some people read palms to tell your future, but I read hands to tell your past. Each scar makes a story worth telling. Each callused palm, each cracked knuckle is a missed punch or years in a factory.

Sarah Kay  (via ding-ang-bato)

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if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat)